A while back, I wrote about the idea of eliminating press releases all together. This created a mountain of incoming emails from irate PR folks.

The reason I recommend doing this begins with the press releases you send. For your viewing pleasure, here are some headlines from CES-related releases I’ve received. Even though these are public announcements, I’ve taken steps to protect the guilty here:

xxxxxxxxxx Expands its Line of Noise Cancelling Headphones, While Introducing Innovative NoiseGard /digital Technology

That was the email subject line also. Fascinating, no? Now, I host a daily, national radio broadcast that runs on over 300 stations around the US during morning drive time, but this headline does the opposite of capturing my attention. It makes me sleepy and annoyed.

Here’s some more:

xxxxxxxxxxx Showcases Innovative Android Embedded Software Solutions for Consumer Electronics, Automotive and Mobile Industries at CES 2011

So what?! Why are you sending this to busy journalists? What’s interesting about this? I bet even you weren’t interested in this when you wrote it.

xxxxxxxxx Becomes First Consumer Electronics Manufacturer to Launch Cloud-Based Interactive Television Solution With ActiveVideo

If I read this headline three times, I might possibly begin to grasp what it means. Maybe. Here’s how I’d say it: “xxxxxxxxxxxxx Changes Television Forever” That is interesting. It makes me wonder how, and why?

More:

XXXXXXXX IS FIRST TO LAUNCH NEW LINE OF PORTABLE TELEVISION PRODUCTS FOR EASY RECEPTION OF BOTH STANDARD AND MOBILE DIGITAL TV BROADCASTS

This came in ALL CAPS, just like that. This headline tries to cram two paragraphs of information into a single line. I have no idea what a mobile digital TV broadcast is. If that was added to create interest, it does the opposite: it adds confusion.

I can keep going with these for pages. But I’m getting cranky. The truth is that 95 out 100 press releases I’ve received this week are this bad. And I am not exaggerating.

Here’s the problem with these headlines (and the press releases that follow them):

  1. They don’t capture anybody’s attention.
  2. They’re not very interesting.
  3. They’re blasted, to thousands of people — and every single recipient knows that he or she is one of thousands considering this horribly presented story.
  4. As such, they’re impersonal.
  5. And they do nothing to address the subject matter that each journalist actually covers.
  6. You’re not building relationships with journalists — you’re damaging them with these releases.
  7. This is lazy. The email subject line should not be 75 words. It should not be the same as your release headline.

What would happen if you eliminated sending these horrors? Can you think of one bad thing that would happen? Why do you send them? Do they get you coverage? Maybe with one percent of the recipients, and then, I’d bet purely through dumb luck.

If you stopped sending these press releases tomorrow:

  1. You would be forced to build relationships with journalists instead of blasting them with impersonal, terrible press releases.
  2. You would be forced to learn what each journalist you deal with actually covers.
  3. You would be forced to understand each journalist’s audience.
  4. You would actually need to customize your pitches for each audience — is there a downside to this?
  5. You would communicate far more with journalists personally — by phone and email — as you present your story.

“But how can we eliminate our press releases? That’s what our companies / clients pay us to do!”

Precisely. They’re putting their multi-million dollar product investments into your hands, and you’re turning your single best opportunity with a journalist for coverage (the best opportunity is the first pitch; once a journo says no, it’s nearly impossible to change her mind) — into near certain failure. Let me say it differently: your press releases are killing these products.

I’d love to keep talking about this, but I need to go to the CES show floor now, because I need to figure out what products all these companies are actually releasing!